jokesweh (Jokes - We expect humor! )
I added a humor topic so we all can have a laugh.
Please avoid posting undecent jokes.
All these jokes are jokes so dont think it is a joke against a person or whatever.
Here are some classical romanian jokes:
-Dad why does mom run around in circles in our back yard?
-Shut up and get me more bullets!
-Excuse me mister policeman, wich is the fastest way to the morgue?
-Simple! See that bus? jump in front of it!
-Hey waiter whould you make a discount for a collegue?
-Ah! Another waiter?
-No a thief!
-How do you find a stupid policeman from a hundred?
-Simple, pick one!
-Mihai what did you do at school?
-We had chemistry and we made nitroglicerine!
-Cool! so what are you making tomorrow?
-Where?
A perfect wine must have 4 qualities: must be white, cold, much and free.
-Who was Cristofor Columb?
-The first socialist, he didnt know where he is going, he didnt know where he is and all of it out of the peoples money.
Who invented the wals?
Lenin with his one pace forward, two paces backward.
A romanian driver asks
-Can a Dacia take a curve of 90 degrees, with a speed of 120km\h?
Answer:
Of course, but only once.
-Near a shoting range a sign for the drivers:
"Drive carefuly! Danger to run over our own soldiers!"
After some days this inscription apears next to the original one:
"Be patient! At least wait for a officer!"
I added a humor topic so we all can have a laugh.
Please avoid posting undecent jokes.
All these jokes are jokes so dont think it is a joke against a person or whatever.
Here are some classical romanian jokes:
-Dad why does mom run around in circles in our back yard?
-Shut up and get me more bullets!
-Excuse me mister policeman, wich is the fastest way to the morgue?
-Simple! See that bus? jump in front of it!
-Hey waiter whould you make a discount for a collegue?
-Ah! Another waiter?
-No a thief!
-How do you find a stupid policeman from a hundred?
-Simple, pick one!
-Mihai what did you do at school?
-We had chemistry and we made nitroglicerine!
-Cool! so what are you making tomorrow?
-Where?
A perfect wine must have 4 qualities: must be white, cold, much and free.
-Who was Cristofor Columb?
-The first socialist, he didnt know where he is going, he didnt know where he is and all of it out of the peoples money.
Who invented the wals?
Lenin with his one pace forward, two paces backward.
A romanian driver asks
-Can a Dacia take a curve of 90 degrees, with a speed of 120km\h?
Answer:
Of course, but only once.
-Near a shoting range a sign for the drivers:
"Drive carefuly! Danger to run over our own soldiers!"
After some days this inscription apears next to the original one:
"Be patient! At least wait for a officer!"
