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If you want to direct your own balto movie,

What you will like to name it

Started by Night Wolf on 03 Jan 2004, 03:24 UTC · 12 preserved posts

Tell me the title, and the summary for the movie that you can direct!
Balto 10:  Going On Strike

After a disastrous set of movies, Balto and the gang refuse to do any more!  Join all of your old friends as they face excitement, laughter, adventure, and cops in riot gear!

:p

~ Joshua
Balto100,000,000,000,000,000,: Balto Finailly Dies.
After  a looooooooooong time, our hero passes on :(
Balto 5: Star Strikes Back

After years of being bullied, Star finally strangles Kaltag. (Deranged Laughter)
Balto's Legacy (The True sequal!)

After horrindous reviews and several hate mail/letter bombs, the directors of Wolf Quest recall all WQ DVD's and tapes and make a 'sacrafice' to all of the Balto fans in the hopes of averting their wrath by burning all of the WQ merchandise.

After that they go about creating a better Balto sequal with /NO/ singing parts or crappy voice overs. They even manage to bring back all of the original actors/actresses and animators.^^   As for the content of the film, it ends up being considered /almost/ as good as the original Balto movie.
Balto 666; Sons of satan, Gather for attack.
Balto 22222222222222222222222222222222222222:Ayipuyi Kicks Director on the Bottom

Ayipuyi flies on an airplane to meet the director and gives him a smack or two. �:;):
Balto 2 1/2: Jenna's Revenge

In which Jenna strangles the writers of WQ for screwing up her character. :angry:
Balto8888888888888888888888888888884559955756786:Aleu Attacks

Aleu gets mad and deletes all of the Balto movies except the first three,and we live happily ever after,the end.
I second that...Balto 1088: Wolves Strike Back. All the wolves of Alaska join forces with Balto and the original characters to destroy the studio and set all but the first three movies up in flames...
A Sled Team Too Far

Out of the snow comes the screen's most incredible spectacle of sled dogs and epidemics



(A parody of the movie, A Bridge Too Far, about a failed Allied attempt to capture several bridges in Germany during WWII in Operation Market Garden)
Balto 4: Balto Beats The Tar Out Of Steele(Rated PG-13 For Graphic Vionence)