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Make your own balto bloopers
Started by Shenzifan on 22 Oct 2003, 10:24 UTC · 41 preserved posts
Balto: The sun...
Jenna: Balto...
Balto: And, to the north... *the lights appear*
Jenna: Oh, Balto... you were right, it is beautiful!
Balto: Yeah... uh, line?
*Jenna runs off crying*
CUT!
Jenna: Balto...
Balto: And, to the north... *the lights appear*
Jenna: Oh, Balto... you were right, it is beautiful!
Balto: Yeah... uh, line?
*Jenna runs off crying*
CUT!
LOL! Okay here we go..here's an excerpt of some "behind the scenes footage found only on the special edition DVD 
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Director: Okay Boris now you run on the ice towards the camera, trip and slide into one of the bears...I can never tell them apart....
Boris: No! Zis ees not een my contract!
Director: *sigh* Fine!
SEND IN THE STUNT DUCK!
Boris: I am GOOSE!
Director: Whatever.....
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When you get two big stars in the same room, sometimes egos can clash....
Balto: "That's cos you're looking at the bowl half empty..."
Jenna: Cut! Steven, I don't think my character would be in a dark stinky basement. I mean it's FILTHY down here!
Don't you think it's be better if she was in, maybe a pretty garden or something?
Balto: Quit being such a cry baby and lets finish this scene already!
Jenna: I don't believe I was talking to you, furrball!
Balto: *sarcasm* Oh I'm sorry !
Maybe the princess would like to do this scene by herself!
I'm going to my trailer! *stomps off*
Director: *sigh* Next project I'm definitely looking into fish actors. I hear they work for scale *rimshot*
Sorry bad pun there �
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Director: Okay Boris now you run on the ice towards the camera, trip and slide into one of the bears...I can never tell them apart....
Boris: No! Zis ees not een my contract!
Director: *sigh* Fine!
SEND IN THE STUNT DUCK!
Boris: I am GOOSE!
Director: Whatever.....
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When you get two big stars in the same room, sometimes egos can clash....
Balto: "That's cos you're looking at the bowl half empty..."
Jenna: Cut! Steven, I don't think my character would be in a dark stinky basement. I mean it's FILTHY down here!
Don't you think it's be better if she was in, maybe a pretty garden or something?
Balto: Quit being such a cry baby and lets finish this scene already!
Jenna: I don't believe I was talking to you, furrball!
Balto: *sarcasm* Oh I'm sorry !
Maybe the princess would like to do this scene by herself!
I'm going to my trailer! *stomps off*
Director: *sigh* Next project I'm definitely looking into fish actors. I hear they work for scale *rimshot*
Sorry bad pun there �
(Balto and his team enters the cave after the avalance scene)
(Muru begins to sing his chant)
Balto:What are that singing mouse doing here?
Cut!
Nikki:That was the most phenomal, fantastic, eeehhh, hey Steven, that line is confusing me!
Cut!
(Muru begins to sing his chant)
Balto:What are that singing mouse doing here?
Cut!
Nikki:That was the most phenomal, fantastic, eeehhh, hey Steven, that line is confusing me!
Cut!
Hey did you guys about when the production team got lost in the wilderness outside of nome while on a production photo shoot for refernce, it seems they went so far into the woods that they couln't remember the way entered and they ended up lost out of their minds in the woods and the production director had a cell on him, so he called the local PD for assistance, and when they asked what was wrong, they said that they were lost in the woods and couldn't find a way out of them LOL! Now tell me how in hell they got out of that mess without some kind of fine!
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Now if its fictional screw-ups ya want, I'm not very amped on all of that shilhanty now damnit! Lol!
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Now if its fictional screw-ups ya want, I'm not very amped on all of that shilhanty now damnit! Lol!
Steele: Get out of here wolf dog, you better get back to your pack *tries to snort out some snot*
Balto looks up at Steele: And that's when the snot suppose to fly out.
Steele: It should be up there *puts a finger to his nose, tilts his head and blows some snot in Kaltag's ear*
Kaltag looks at Steele: You're lucky you're not as small as Star...
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Steele: Get out of here wolf dog, you better get back to your pack *blows snot in Balto's eye* Oops
Balto cries pain: You SOB, you got it in my eye.
Kaltag looks at Balto: It's better then having it in your ear *twitches his ear*
Balto looks up at Steele: And that's when the snot suppose to fly out.
Steele: It should be up there *puts a finger to his nose, tilts his head and blows some snot in Kaltag's ear*
Kaltag looks at Steele: You're lucky you're not as small as Star...
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Steele: Get out of here wolf dog, you better get back to your pack *blows snot in Balto's eye* Oops
Balto cries pain: You SOB, you got it in my eye.
Kaltag looks at Balto: It's better then having it in your ear *twitches his ear*
LOL! good one, I know that has to be Quite annoying when things don't exactly go as planned!
*Balto slowly lifts his head and gazes up at the white wolf*
White Wolf: "Arrrrroo" *cough* "Oops, excuse me."
*Balto sighs*
Director: "Cut! I knew we shouldn't have tried this scene when she has a cold."
White Wolf: "Sorry..."
White Wolf: "Arrrrroo" *cough* "Oops, excuse me."
*Balto sighs*
Director: "Cut! I knew we shouldn't have tried this scene when she has a cold."
White Wolf: "Sorry..."
Remember that scene that balto and boris were on highly unstable fence, well this is my interpretation of that scene gone arai,,lol ready?
It starts when boris, instead of catching the side of that building he falls off of the fence and then...
Simon Wells: CUT CUT! CUT!, Cmon guys! What the hell was that!
Boris: Well if you hadn't had us on damn unstable and dangerous mess, I might not have fallen of the damn thing
Simon Wells: Yeah well whatever, if you wouldn't get so exited and overreact, I could finish this scene and we could move on...
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TAKE 2: on this take, both forget their lines!
Simon Wells: alright guys, Lets try this again!
Ready and Action!
Balto: CUT! damnit whats that line?!?
Boris: Balto, Your script is upside down...
Balto: oh opps, No wonder I couldn't read my lines properly..
Simon Wells: Damnit Fix the script or your fired!
Steven Speilburg: you heard him Damnit, now do it!!!
Producer 1: sorry about that guys, as our secondary producer is having a little brain fade today and I will see to it personally that this doesn't happen again!
Simon Wells: Good it better not,because if happens one more damn time you're both Fired! got it!
Producer 2: Sorry boss, I need to pay more attention next time!
It starts when boris, instead of catching the side of that building he falls off of the fence and then...
Simon Wells: CUT CUT! CUT!, Cmon guys! What the hell was that!
Boris: Well if you hadn't had us on damn unstable and dangerous mess, I might not have fallen of the damn thing
Simon Wells: Yeah well whatever, if you wouldn't get so exited and overreact, I could finish this scene and we could move on...
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TAKE 2: on this take, both forget their lines!
Simon Wells: alright guys, Lets try this again!
Ready and Action!
Balto: CUT! damnit whats that line?!?
Boris: Balto, Your script is upside down...
Balto: oh opps, No wonder I couldn't read my lines properly..
Simon Wells: Damnit Fix the script or your fired!
Steven Speilburg: you heard him Damnit, now do it!!!
Producer 1: sorry about that guys, as our secondary producer is having a little brain fade today and I will see to it personally that this doesn't happen again!
Simon Wells: Good it better not,because if happens one more damn time you're both Fired! got it!
Producer 2: Sorry boss, I need to pay more attention next time!
(the end scene with Balto and Jenna playing around)
*their noses meet and they slowly nuzzle, and then begin going at it uncontrollably*
Director: CUT! CUT! My god, somebody get those two under control!
*technicians run towards Balto and Jenna as the cameraman fumbles with the buttons*
Direction: Dammit, come on... this is the last scene, for crying out loud! I know it's been a long movie, but can't you just keep your paws off each other for five more minutes?
*their noses meet and they slowly nuzzle, and then begin going at it uncontrollably*
Director: CUT! CUT! My god, somebody get those two under control!
*technicians run towards Balto and Jenna as the cameraman fumbles with the buttons*
Direction: Dammit, come on... this is the last scene, for crying out loud! I know it's been a long movie, but can't you just keep your paws off each other for five more minutes?
(Referring to a discussion once made on the boards)
One of the vaccine vials break and out comes a popsicle.
Director:Cut!I told you we should've used real medicine.But NOO....,"colored water would be much cheaper..".
Ack,bad joke...
One of the vaccine vials break and out comes a popsicle.
Director:Cut!I told you we should've used real medicine.But NOO....,"colored water would be much cheaper..".
Ack,bad joke...
This is too much! LOL! Im sure if these were actual outakes or screw-ups on the directors part, he would of probaily been fired by now! LOL!
Director: okay, action.
Kaltag looks at Star then at the Director: I can't work with him, not at the moment.
Director looks at Kaltag: Why not?
Kaltag: He's high on pain killers.
Kaltag looks at Star then at the Director: I can't work with him, not at the moment.
Director looks at Kaltag: Why not?
Kaltag: He's high on pain killers.
Cut to scene of when Jenna is strolling along with Slivie and Dixie...
*random husky runs up to the camera and starts waving his paws* Hi MOM! Look I'm in a Movie wow....urk! *is dragged off-camera*
*random husky runs up to the camera and starts waving his paws* Hi MOM! Look I'm in a Movie wow....urk! *is dragged off-camera*
Rosie's Dad: "Rosie stay away from him, oh damnit I think I stepped in something! Can someone please clean up after Jenna!?"
lol.balto runs side by side with steele as he trys to get rosie's hat.as he jumes he goes crashing in to steele and they bump heads
CUT!
Hi, I know I'm new, but can I play too?
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(Scene where Muk and Luk get on Balto's boat.)
Simon Wells: And...Action!
(Muk pounces onto the deck.)
Muk: Uncle Bo-ring!
(Boris grabs broom and whacks Muk on the head.)
Simon Wells: Cut! Muk, how many times have I told you not to make that joke about Boris' name?
Muk: But that's what he IS, Mr. Director!
Luk: Huh huh huh!
Boris: BEARS! (Claps wing to head.) Now I've got big headache!
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(Scene where Balto is with the White Wolf. The string music builds tension to a peak. Then, as Balto howls, a loud saxophone wail is heard.)
Simon Wells: JAMES!
James Horner: Heh heh...Oops.
Simon Wells: GET THAT SAXOPHONE OUT OF HERE!
James Horner: Why? I thought it was the most effective way to musically convey the emotion of the moment!
Simon Wells: This is a kid's movie for goodness sake! We don't want excessive sax and violins!
Balto: Groan...Next time I'll ask the director to get John Williams...
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(Scene where Muk and Luk get on Balto's boat.)
Simon Wells: And...Action!
(Muk pounces onto the deck.)
Muk: Uncle Bo-ring!
(Boris grabs broom and whacks Muk on the head.)
Simon Wells: Cut! Muk, how many times have I told you not to make that joke about Boris' name?
Muk: But that's what he IS, Mr. Director!
Luk: Huh huh huh!
Boris: BEARS! (Claps wing to head.) Now I've got big headache!
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(Scene where Balto is with the White Wolf. The string music builds tension to a peak. Then, as Balto howls, a loud saxophone wail is heard.)
Simon Wells: JAMES!
James Horner: Heh heh...Oops.
Simon Wells: GET THAT SAXOPHONE OUT OF HERE!
James Horner: Why? I thought it was the most effective way to musically convey the emotion of the moment!
Simon Wells: This is a kid's movie for goodness sake! We don't want excessive sax and violins!
Balto: Groan...Next time I'll ask the director to get John Williams...
-Nava runs into the tree stump- OW!
CUT!!!
hey i thought i was suppost to be one with the tree, not bump into it...
CUT!!!
hey i thought i was suppost to be one with the tree, not bump into it...
scene 134: take 1!
Boris: Let me tell you somthing Balto....a wolf cannot
Balto: eh Boris..
Boris: ah Hell! I screw up line again!
(beep)
scene 134: Take 2!
Boris: let me tell you somthing Balto..... a dog cannot make this journey alone but maybe...
Boris: Where is noise coming from?! I didn't go through fake bearfight scene just to have all this noise
Balto: "get in front of camera and signals for cut while Boris is yelling angrily"
scene 134: take 3!
Boris:let me tell you somthing Balto...A dog! cannot make this journey alone...but..maybe...a wolf can ..
Balto: "Snnrk" hehehhahahahahahahahahahaha
Boris: What? I get scene right and you screw it up by laughing like imbecile!
Balto: haha I'm sorry Boris..that was just soo.. Bad!!
Boris: Oh, then i suppose you do better?
Boris: Look I didn't all this way from Russia to put up with you!! screw you Balto! i be in my trailer! and you can all (beep)for all i care
Simon Wells: Would someone please get the goose back on the set?
" Boris walking away giving out a blurred out finger"
Boris: Let me tell you somthing Balto....a wolf cannot
Balto: eh Boris..
Boris: ah Hell! I screw up line again!
(beep)
scene 134: Take 2!
Boris: let me tell you somthing Balto..... a dog cannot make this journey alone but maybe...
Boris: Where is noise coming from?! I didn't go through fake bearfight scene just to have all this noise
Balto: "get in front of camera and signals for cut while Boris is yelling angrily"
scene 134: take 3!
Boris:let me tell you somthing Balto...A dog! cannot make this journey alone...but..maybe...a wolf can ..
Balto: "Snnrk" hehehhahahahahahahahahahaha
Boris: What? I get scene right and you screw it up by laughing like imbecile!
Balto: haha I'm sorry Boris..that was just soo.. Bad!!
Boris: Oh, then i suppose you do better?
Boris: Look I didn't all this way from Russia to put up with you!! screw you Balto! i be in my trailer! and you can all (beep)for all i care
Simon Wells: Would someone please get the goose back on the set?
" Boris walking away giving out a blurred out finger"
(Scene where Nikki, Kaltag and Star start barking at Balto)
STEELE: GET HIM!
Nikki, Kaltag jump forward and start to bark, Star jumps a little too high and crashes into Balto knocking him over.
BALTO: You (bleep)! *punches him*
STAR: Oh, excuse me Mr. Big Star! *growls at him*
SIMON WELLS: CUT!...Stop fighting you two!
While Balto and Star fight; Steele, Nikki, Kaltag leave the set...
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I hope it's good enough to be up here
STEELE: GET HIM!
Nikki, Kaltag jump forward and start to bark, Star jumps a little too high and crashes into Balto knocking him over.
BALTO: You (bleep)! *punches him*
STAR: Oh, excuse me Mr. Big Star! *growls at him*
SIMON WELLS: CUT!...Stop fighting you two!
While Balto and Star fight; Steele, Nikki, Kaltag leave the set...
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I hope it's good enough to be up here
(Scene in WQ where Aleu is mad at Balto and she ran away, and she's sitting on the hill)
Aleu: -sighs- Where do I belo--ouch! That sun is stinging my eyes! I TOLD you, this scene would have been so much more dramatic under the moon. But nooooooooo...it HAS to be the setting sun.....
* * * * * * *
(Scene where Muk and Luk are rolling the logs down to the shore to save Balto)
Muk & Luk: BEARS TO THE RESCUE!!!!
(Muk falls off log, followed by Luk)
(Faint muttering coming from bushes nearby, then Muk peeks his head out)
Muk: This is the FOURTEENTH time this week I've done that! I told you, director, it would be SOOO much easier using a stuffed crash dummy bear for this scene....
There's two, I'll think of s'more too.
Aleu: -sighs- Where do I belo--ouch! That sun is stinging my eyes! I TOLD you, this scene would have been so much more dramatic under the moon. But nooooooooo...it HAS to be the setting sun.....
* * * * * * *
(Scene where Muk and Luk are rolling the logs down to the shore to save Balto)
Muk & Luk: BEARS TO THE RESCUE!!!!
(Muk falls off log, followed by Luk)
(Faint muttering coming from bushes nearby, then Muk peeks his head out)
Muk: This is the FOURTEENTH time this week I've done that! I told you, director, it would be SOOO much easier using a stuffed crash dummy bear for this scene....
There's two, I'll think of s'more too.
L L on all of them!
L on all of them!After a take from WQ;
The two polar bears freak out after Aleu finds them.
Director(Steele) yells: cut
Aleu snorts at the two bears: why is it writen they freak out over a game like hide and seek? *sees some snot on one of the bears and looks at steele* and that's how you blow snot out of your nose.
Steele gringes lightly.
The two polar bears freak out after Aleu finds them.
Director(Steele) yells: cut
Aleu snorts at the two bears: why is it writen they freak out over a game like hide and seek? *sees some snot on one of the bears and looks at steele* and that's how you blow snot out of your nose.
Steele gringes lightly.
This topic is a classic LOL!,I could'nt imagine what WQ would be like with steele as the director..XD....Oh and nice avatar Rusty!!
(Scene in B1 when Balto takes Jenna down into the cellar of the hospital and shows her the rainbow lights)
Jenna, slightly nervous: Oh..it's kind of...gloomy down here.
Balto, creeping: Gloomy? It's the most beautiful place in the world. Dogs travel from all over the world just to come here.
Jenna, surprised: Here?
Balto is fiddling around with the broken bottles.
After a short pause....
Balto: HEY! DIRECTOR!! Get the thing rollin'! We ain't got all day here, y'know!
Jenna, annoyed low voice: I think the set designer's coffee break fell during the time he was supposed to be getting this thing set up!
ROFLMAO!!
Jenna, slightly nervous: Oh..it's kind of...gloomy down here.
Balto, creeping: Gloomy? It's the most beautiful place in the world. Dogs travel from all over the world just to come here.
Jenna, surprised: Here?
Balto is fiddling around with the broken bottles.
After a short pause....
Balto: HEY! DIRECTOR!! Get the thing rollin'! We ain't got all day here, y'know!
Jenna, annoyed low voice: I think the set designer's coffee break fell during the time he was supposed to be getting this thing set up!
ROFLMAO!!
(Scene where Rosy's parents buy her the sled)
Mr. Johannsen: Okay, you can look now.
(Rosy looks)
Rosy: Oh...Haha! I love this crisscross...uh...what's it called again Mum?
Rosy's mum: Crossbow, sweetie.
Director: CUT!
(Take 2.)
Mr. Johannsen: Okay, you can look now.
Rosy: I love this crossbar!...Oopsy.
Director: CUT!
.........
(Take 37)
Mr. Johannsen: Ooooookay, you can loooooook now. (Yawns)
Rosy: Oh yeah! I love this crossbow....
Director (under breath): Phew.
Rosy:...I love these runners, I LOVE THIS SLED! (Slips and falls on the sled, breaking it to pieces) Waaah! Ouch!
Director: Darn it....That's the fifth sled she's broken this week...How am I ever gonna get this thing finished?
Mr. Johannsen: Okay, you can look now.
(Rosy looks)
Rosy: Oh...Haha! I love this crisscross...uh...what's it called again Mum?
Rosy's mum: Crossbow, sweetie.
Director: CUT!
(Take 2.)
Mr. Johannsen: Okay, you can look now.
Rosy: I love this crossbar!...Oopsy.
Director: CUT!
.........
(Take 37)
Mr. Johannsen: Ooooookay, you can loooooook now. (Yawns)
Rosy: Oh yeah! I love this crossbow....
Director (under breath): Phew.
Rosy:...I love these runners, I LOVE THIS SLED! (Slips and falls on the sled, breaking it to pieces) Waaah! Ouch!
Director: Darn it....That's the fifth sled she's broken this week...How am I ever gonna get this thing finished?
you guys are too much, no I'm serious! XD...LOL @ last one...
You people are amazing. Great amounts of humor are always added to my otherwise dull day.
(Scene: The boiler room where all the dogs are talking about Balto after Jenna arrives back in Nome.)
Husky: That mutt, tracking a championship team, in a blizard?
(Other dogs laugh. The old St. Bernard looks at Jenna and shakes his head.)
Jenna: Well, he's trying.
(Door creaks and bursts open. The dogs turn their heads, expecting to see Steele....but instead sees someone else.)
Random dog: Steele....eh, where's Steele?
James Horner: Oh, hi guys! Has anyone seen my music score?
Dogs: Nope....
Simon Wells: (Gets up from the camera and pushes James Horner out of the boiler room) Don't disturb me when I'm filming! And I'm always filming so never disturb me!
Old St. Bernard: Oh no, now we have to reshoot....
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(Later in the day, they are shooting another scene - The one
after the dog race where Balto wins.)
Steele: Alright, Nikki, Kaltag, Star, get moving! We're strapping up.
Balto: Hang in there a minute, Steele, I was the fastest dog.
Steele: You were the fastest...WHAT? Do you really think any musher would put you on his team? You're even more mixed up than I thought.
Jenna: Flutes, treble clef, legato, E E D C C D C E, crescendo, strings swell up....
Simon Wells: CUT! Jenna, where did you get THAT from?
Jenna: I'm sure that was my script, Mr. Wells! Got it yesterday.
Simon Wells: Now we know where James' score went....
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(Scene where Steele stole the sausages and gets (literally) burned by Jenna.)
Balto: Come on!
Balto and Jenna run out the door as Steele crashes through it. A torch beam shines down the street as the butcher and Rosy's Dad come looking for the thief.
Steele is worried and tries to fling the sausages to Balto...But instead they hit the camera and dangle from it.)
Simon Wells: CUT! Darn....
Director's assistant: Does this mean we can have a weenie roast?
Simon Wells: (Exasperated sigh)
Husky: That mutt, tracking a championship team, in a blizard?
(Other dogs laugh. The old St. Bernard looks at Jenna and shakes his head.)
Jenna: Well, he's trying.
(Door creaks and bursts open. The dogs turn their heads, expecting to see Steele....but instead sees someone else.)
Random dog: Steele....eh, where's Steele?
James Horner: Oh, hi guys! Has anyone seen my music score?
Dogs: Nope....
Simon Wells: (Gets up from the camera and pushes James Horner out of the boiler room) Don't disturb me when I'm filming! And I'm always filming so never disturb me!
Old St. Bernard: Oh no, now we have to reshoot....
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(Later in the day, they are shooting another scene - The one
after the dog race where Balto wins.)
Steele: Alright, Nikki, Kaltag, Star, get moving! We're strapping up.
Balto: Hang in there a minute, Steele, I was the fastest dog.
Steele: You were the fastest...WHAT? Do you really think any musher would put you on his team? You're even more mixed up than I thought.
Jenna: Flutes, treble clef, legato, E E D C C D C E, crescendo, strings swell up....
Simon Wells: CUT! Jenna, where did you get THAT from?
Jenna: I'm sure that was my script, Mr. Wells! Got it yesterday.
Simon Wells: Now we know where James' score went....
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(Scene where Steele stole the sausages and gets (literally) burned by Jenna.)
Balto: Come on!
Balto and Jenna run out the door as Steele crashes through it. A torch beam shines down the street as the butcher and Rosy's Dad come looking for the thief.
Steele is worried and tries to fling the sausages to Balto...But instead they hit the camera and dangle from it.)
Simon Wells: CUT! Darn....
Director's assistant: Does this mean we can have a weenie roast?
Simon Wells: (Exasperated sigh)
*scene in the broiler room*
Jenna: Gee Steele, you're offer is pretty tempting.
Steele's butt gets closer to the fire, farts and creates a small fire ball.
Balto pinches his nose: Good one Steele.
Steele snickers: I shouldn't have had that bean burrito for lunch.
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*after a the take with Balto and Boris talking about the totem pole*
Balto thinkgs: I can't help myself *walks over to the pole and marks it*
Boris: Balto! Don't do that on stage props!
Balto chuckles: Stage prop or no stage prop, it's going to get marked. Same can be said with other things *threatens to mark Boris*
Boris jumps away from Balto: Very funny, wolf-dog.
Jenna: Gee Steele, you're offer is pretty tempting.
Steele's butt gets closer to the fire, farts and creates a small fire ball.
Balto pinches his nose: Good one Steele.
Steele snickers: I shouldn't have had that bean burrito for lunch.
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*after a the take with Balto and Boris talking about the totem pole*
Balto thinkgs: I can't help myself *walks over to the pole and marks it*
Boris: Balto! Don't do that on stage props!
Balto chuckles: Stage prop or no stage prop, it's going to get marked. Same can be said with other things *threatens to mark Boris*
Boris jumps away from Balto: Very funny, wolf-dog.
I love them all guys! They're amazing! It's as they say...you are TOOOOOOO much. 
LadyStarSong, you're hillarious! Dang, you all are!
Here's one.
The part in WQ when the pups are being adopted.
Little boy: ''I want.... this one!''
(he picks up Alue.)
Deritor:CUT!!!your not supost to take that one!!!!
Little boy:but i like this one!!!!!!!
Deritor:PUT IT BACK!!!!!!
Alue:Oh, by the way, it's put HER back, not put IT
back.
The part in WQ when the pups are being adopted.
Little boy: ''I want.... this one!''
(he picks up Alue.)
Deritor:CUT!!!your not supost to take that one!!!!
Little boy:but i like this one!!!!!!!
Deritor:PUT IT BACK!!!!!!
Alue:Oh, by the way, it's put HER back, not put IT
back.
*Scene in the alley with the Trio, Balto and Steele.
Kaltag: You are the wittiest, the quickest, smartest...You are
the most hilarious---
Star: You crack me up!
(Kaltag steps forward to bop Star but slips on the ice and
comes down a little too hard.)
Kaltag:(Horrified) Oops. (Star's lower lip trembles.)
Star: Waaah!
Nikki: I don't think yous was supposed to actually hit him.
Kaltag: Sorry buddy. I'm sorry. It was an accident. (He hugs
Star trying to console him.)
Peeved Director: CUT!
Kaltag: You are the wittiest, the quickest, smartest...You are
the most hilarious---
Star: You crack me up!
(Kaltag steps forward to bop Star but slips on the ice and
comes down a little too hard.)
Kaltag:(Horrified) Oops. (Star's lower lip trembles.)
Star: Waaah!
Nikki: I don't think yous was supposed to actually hit him.
Kaltag: Sorry buddy. I'm sorry. It was an accident. (He hugs
Star trying to console him.)
Peeved Director: CUT!
Scene were Balto and the sled team are in the ice cave w/ all of the ice sickles (sp?) falling every where around them.
Balto looks back as hes running and sees that the medicine crate is cracked opened and is dropping vials. He braces against a fallen sickle and launches himself from it and slides towards the crate feet/paws first. Alas his back paws miss the crate and the sled ends up stopping him by catching balto in between the legs.
Balto: .................X_XX_XX_X......*Dies*
Sled team: "Oooo! Ack!! Holy sh-! 'dats gotta hurt!>_<"
Steele:"HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!"*Rolls on the floor laughing. *
Jenna:"O_O Nooo! *sighs* Guess this makes the whole end scene pointless.....;_;" *sobs*
Director: CUT! Get a medic, stat!
Balto looks back as hes running and sees that the medicine crate is cracked opened and is dropping vials. He braces against a fallen sickle and launches himself from it and slides towards the crate feet/paws first. Alas his back paws miss the crate and the sled ends up stopping him by catching balto in between the legs.
Balto: .................X_XX_XX_X......*Dies*
Sled team: "Oooo! Ack!! Holy sh-! 'dats gotta hurt!>_<"
Steele:"HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!"*Rolls on the floor laughing. *
Jenna:"O_O Nooo! *sighs* Guess this makes the whole end scene pointless.....;_;" *sobs*
Director: CUT! Get a medic, stat!
Kaltag growls at Star and raises his paw.
Star falls to the ground.
Kaltag looks at Star: I didn't even hit you.
Star looks at Kaltag: Do you ever put on deodorant?
Director: Cut! *hands Kaltag some Speed Stick*
same scene
Kaltag growls at Star and raises his paw
Star falls to the ground
Kaltag shakes his head: What is it this time?
Star looks at Kaltag: It's your breath..
Star falls to the ground.
Kaltag looks at Star: I didn't even hit you.
Star looks at Kaltag: Do you ever put on deodorant?
Director: Cut! *hands Kaltag some Speed Stick*
same scene
Kaltag growls at Star and raises his paw
Star falls to the ground
Kaltag shakes his head: What is it this time?
Star looks at Kaltag: It's your breath..
Kaltag is about to hit Star.
Star:"A,a,a,a,a! I'm dieing! someone call 911! You asshole, ya hit me too hard!"
Kaltag: Um..i did'nt even touch you yet.
Deretor: CUT!!! GET OF THE FLOOR! God, your such a baby!"
Star: Shut up you asshole. Thats it. i quit!!!
He starts to mummble to himself.
Star:I knew I should have listened to ma and joined the Kennal Club when i had the chance, but nooooo! i had to become a actor!
Star:"A,a,a,a,a! I'm dieing! someone call 911! You asshole, ya hit me too hard!"
Kaltag: Um..i did'nt even touch you yet.
Deretor: CUT!!! GET OF THE FLOOR! God, your such a baby!"
Star: Shut up you asshole. Thats it. i quit!!!
He starts to mummble to himself.
Star:I knew I should have listened to ma and joined the Kennal Club when i had the chance, but nooooo! i had to become a actor!
Kaltag: That was the most accurate, the most dead center, the missed....*breaks out laughing*
Director: CUT!!!
Kaltag: He is the most obnoxious, the crudest, the most lap dog....*spits out in laughter*
Star; That's my line! *smacks Kaltag over the back of the head*
Balto; Steele, I'm not leaving without that medicine.
Steele;*rams Balto* Who do you think you are?
Balto; nana nana nana nana Batman!
*Both break out in laughter*
I will think of some more.
Director: CUT!!!
Kaltag: He is the most obnoxious, the crudest, the most lap dog....*spits out in laughter*
Star; That's my line! *smacks Kaltag over the back of the head*
Balto; Steele, I'm not leaving without that medicine.
Steele;*rams Balto* Who do you think you are?
Balto; nana nana nana nana Batman!
*Both break out in laughter*
I will think of some more.
*at the start of the 'Under the Hospital' scene*
Balto: After you. *motions with paw through door*
Jenna: *seductivly* Oh Balto! I've never noticed how...huge your paws are.
Balto: *grins and speaks seductivly* That's not the only thing Babe. Swing by my place sometime and I'll show you the best time of your life.
*a pause, then Balto, Jenna and the whole film crew break into laughter*
Director: *chuckling* Oh come on you two. This is suppost to be a family film, we can get away with light innuendo but this is just to much! *laughs*
Balto: *chuckling* Sorry.
Jenna: *calms down* We just couldn't resist.
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*at the end of the bear fight scene*
Jenna: *takes a step, then cries and falls* Ahh! My ankle! I really hurt it! *cringes*
Balto: Get the medic!
Director: NO! No, not yet. This'll give the scene more realism! Keep rollin'!
Jenna: WHAT!?
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K9: *holds up film reel* HEY! I found the gag reel! And before you ask, a Blooper and a gag are TOTALLY different. Anyway, on the reel I also found Boris taking time out from filing to do a rendition of 'If I were a Wealthy Man' from 'Fiddler on the Roof'!
*Boris is standing in front of the Boat looking mad, then smiles and breaks into song*
Boris: *singing, occasionally snapping his 'fingers'*
If I were a rich man!
Yegga-digga digga digga dee
All day long
A-bidda-bidda Bum
If I were a wealthy man!
OY!
Balto: After you. *motions with paw through door*
Jenna: *seductivly* Oh Balto! I've never noticed how...huge your paws are.
Balto: *grins and speaks seductivly* That's not the only thing Babe. Swing by my place sometime and I'll show you the best time of your life.
*a pause, then Balto, Jenna and the whole film crew break into laughter*
Director: *chuckling* Oh come on you two. This is suppost to be a family film, we can get away with light innuendo but this is just to much! *laughs*
Balto: *chuckling* Sorry.
Jenna: *calms down* We just couldn't resist.
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*at the end of the bear fight scene*
Jenna: *takes a step, then cries and falls* Ahh! My ankle! I really hurt it! *cringes*
Balto: Get the medic!
Director: NO! No, not yet. This'll give the scene more realism! Keep rollin'!
Jenna: WHAT!?
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K9: *holds up film reel* HEY! I found the gag reel! And before you ask, a Blooper and a gag are TOTALLY different. Anyway, on the reel I also found Boris taking time out from filing to do a rendition of 'If I were a Wealthy Man' from 'Fiddler on the Roof'!
*Boris is standing in front of the Boat looking mad, then smiles and breaks into song*
Boris: *singing, occasionally snapping his 'fingers'*
If I were a rich man!
Yegga-digga digga digga dee
All day long
A-bidda-bidda Bum
If I were a wealthy man!
OY!
Lmao XD
Hmm...bloopers eh?
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Before the avalanch started to go down, Balto's tail got Star's nose. Then Star sneezes, right? Okay here we go.
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Balto: :brush his tail on Star nose:
Star: Ah-ahah...aaahhhhh OOOOOO!!! :slimely stuff flew on Balto's tail and butt:
Balto: O___O!!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!
Star: Oop ^^;; I shoulda cover my nose ;>>
Director: -_-;;..........cut...
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XD Got another one..Jenna talking to Steele...
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Jenna:.....I rather have my meat....cooked...(i think that what she said)
Balto: Aw great, Jenna falls in love with Steele, then me...what's next?...
Director: CUT! CUT! No no! That's not your line!.....:angry:
Jenna: -_-;;?....
Hmm...bloopers eh?
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Before the avalanch started to go down, Balto's tail got Star's nose. Then Star sneezes, right? Okay here we go.
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Balto: :brush his tail on Star nose:
Star: Ah-ahah...aaahhhhh OOOOOO!!! :slimely stuff flew on Balto's tail and butt:
Balto: O___O!!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!
Star: Oop ^^;; I shoulda cover my nose ;>>
Director: -_-;;..........cut...
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XD Got another one..Jenna talking to Steele...
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Jenna:.....I rather have my meat....cooked...(i think that what she said)
Balto: Aw great, Jenna falls in love with Steele, then me...what's next?...
Director: CUT! CUT! No no! That's not your line!.....:angry:
Jenna: -_-;;?....
Great Baltoaleu! LOL!