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The balto blooper reel
Make your own balto bloopers
Started by Shenzifan on 22 Oct 2003, 10:24 UTC · 38 preserved posts
83-106196071122 Oct 2003, 10:24 UTC
If there is anyone who is good at bloopers, post them here!
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Ed!?
65-106196052922 Oct 2003, 12:14 UTC
Balto: The sun...
Jenna: Balto...
Balto: And, to the north... *the lights appear*
Jenna: Oh, Balto... you were right, it is beautiful!
Balto: Yeah... uh, line?
*Jenna runs off crying*
CUT!
67-106196057322 Oct 2003, 18:09 UTC
LOL! Okay here we go..here's an excerpt of some "behind the scenes footage found only on the special edition DVD 
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Director: Okay Boris now you run on the ice towards the camera, trip and slide into one of the bears...I can never tell them apart....
Boris: No! Zis ees not een my contract!
Director: *sigh* Fine!
SEND IN THE STUNT DUCK!
Boris: I am GOOSE!
Director: Whatever.....
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When you get two big stars in the same room, sometimes egos can clash....
Balto: "That's cos you're looking at the bowl half empty..."
Jenna: Cut! Steven, I don't think my character would be in a dark stinky basement. I mean it's FILTHY down here!
Don't you think it's be better if she was in, maybe a pretty garden or something?
Balto: Quit being such a cry baby and lets finish this scene already!
Jenna: I don't believe I was talking to you, furrball!
Balto: *sarcasm* Oh I'm sorry !
Maybe the princess would like to do this scene by herself!
I'm going to my trailer! *stomps off*
Director: *sigh* Next project I'm definitely looking into fish actors. I hear they work for scale *rimshot*
Sorry bad pun there �
83-106196071122 Oct 2003, 19:06 UTC
(Balto and his team enters the cave after the avalance scene)
(Muru begins to sing his chant)
Balto:What are that singing mouse doing here?
Cut!
Nikki:That was the most phenomal, fantastic, eeehhh, hey Steven, that line is confusing me!
Cut!
76-106254582322 Oct 2003, 22:11 UTC
Hey did you guys about when the production team got lost in the wilderness outside of nome while on a production photo shoot for refernce, it seems they went so far into the woods that they couln't remember the way entered and they ended up lost out of their minds in the woods and the production director had a cell on him, so he called the local PD for assistance, and when they asked what was wrong, they said that they were lost in the woods and couldn't find a way out of them LOL! Now tell me how in hell they got out of that mess without some kind of fine!
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Now if its fictional screw-ups ya want, I'm not very amped on all of that shilhanty now damnit! Lol!
82-106677497222 Oct 2003, 22:23 UTC
Steele: Get out of here wolf dog, you better get back to your pack *tries to snort out some snot*
Balto looks up at Steele: And that's when the snot suppose to fly out.
Steele: It should be up there *puts a finger to his nose, tilts his head and blows some snot in Kaltag's ear*
Kaltag looks at Steele: You're lucky you're not as small as Star...
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Steele: Get out of here wolf dog, you better get back to your pack *blows snot in Balto's eye* Oops
Balto cries pain: You SOB, you got it in my eye.
Kaltag looks at Balto: It's better then having it in your ear *twitches his ear*
76-106254582322 Oct 2003, 22:48 UTC
LOL! good one, I know that has to be Quite annoying when things don't exactly go as planned!
65-106196054223 Oct 2003, 00:10 UTC
*Balto slowly lifts his head and gazes up at the white wolf*
White Wolf: "Arrrrroo" *cough* "Oops, excuse me."
*Balto sighs*
Director: "Cut! I knew we shouldn't have tried this scene when she has a cold."
White Wolf: "Sorry..."
76-106254582323 Oct 2003, 00:57 UTC
Remember that scene that balto and boris were on highly unstable fence, well this is my interpretation of that scene gone arai,,lol ready?
It starts when boris, instead of catching the side of that building he falls off of the fence and then...
Simon Wells: CUT CUT! CUT!, Cmon guys! What the hell was that!
Boris: Well if you hadn't had us on damn unstable and dangerous mess, I might not have fallen of the damn thing
Simon Wells: Yeah well whatever, if you wouldn't get so exited and overreact, I could finish this scene and we could move on...
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TAKE 2: on this take, both forget their lines!
Simon Wells: alright guys, Lets try this again!
Ready and Action!
Balto: CUT! damnit whats that line?!?
Boris: Balto, Your script is upside down...
Balto: oh opps, No wonder I couldn't read my lines properly..
Simon Wells: Damnit Fix the script or your fired!
Steven Speilburg: you heard him Damnit, now do it!!!
Producer 1: sorry about that guys, as our secondary producer is having a little brain fade today and I will see to it personally that this doesn't happen again!
Simon Wells: Good it better not,because if happens one more damn time you're both Fired! got it!
Producer 2: Sorry boss, I need to pay more attention next time!
65-106196052923 Oct 2003, 04:39 UTC
(the end scene with Balto and Jenna playing around)
*their noses meet and they slowly nuzzle, and then begin going at it uncontrollably*
Director: CUT! CUT! My god, somebody get those two under control!
*technicians run towards Balto and Jenna as the cameraman fumbles with the buttons*
Direction: Dammit, come on... this is the last scene, for crying out loud! I know it's been a long movie, but can't you just keep your paws off each other for five more minutes?
75-106196063023 Oct 2003, 05:28 UTC
(Referring to a discussion once made on the boards)
One of the vaccine vials break and out comes a popsicle.
Director:Cut!I told you we should've used real medicine.But NOO....,"colored water would be much cheaper..".
Ack,bad joke...
76-106254582323 Oct 2003, 14:57 UTC
This is too much! LOL! Im sure if these were actual outakes or screw-ups on the directors part, he would of probaily been fired by now! LOL!
82-106677497223 Oct 2003, 15:48 UTC
Director: okay, action.
Kaltag looks at Star then at the Director: I can't work with him, not at the moment.
Director looks at Kaltag: Why not?
Kaltag: He's high on pain killers.
68-106196057426 Oct 2003, 21:55 UTC
Cut to scene of when Jenna is strolling along with Slivie and Dixie...
*random husky runs up to the camera and starts waving his paws* Hi MOM! Look I'm in a Movie wow....urk! *is dragged off-camera*
70-106196059226 Oct 2003, 23:38 UTC
Rosie's Dad: "Rosie stay away from him, oh damnit I think I stepped in something! Can someone please clean up after Jenna!?"
87-106657333627 Oct 2003, 19:57 UTC
lol.
balto runs side by side with steele as he trys to get rosie's hat.as he jumes he goes crashing in to steele and they bump heads
CUT!76-106255554614 Nov 2003, 22:36 UTC
Hi, I know I'm new, but can I play too?
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(Scene where Muk and Luk get on Balto's boat.)
Simon Wells: And...Action!
(Muk pounces onto the deck.)
Muk: Uncle Bo-ring!
(Boris grabs broom and whacks Muk on the head.)
Simon Wells: Cut! Muk, how many times have I told you not to make that joke about Boris' name?
Muk: But that's what he IS, Mr. Director!
Luk: Huh huh huh!
Boris: BEARS! (Claps wing to head.) Now I've got big headache!
*********
(Scene where Balto is with the White Wolf. The string music builds tension to a peak. Then, as Balto howls, a loud saxophone wail is heard.)
Simon Wells: JAMES!
James Horner: Heh heh...Oops.
Simon Wells: GET THAT SAXOPHONE OUT OF HERE!
James Horner: Why? I thought it was the most effective way to musically convey the emotion of the moment!
Simon Wells: This is a kid's movie for goodness sake! We don't want excessive sax and violins!
Balto: Groan...Next time I'll ask the director to get John Williams...
76-106196064515 Nov 2003, 07:26 UTC
-Nava runs into the tree stump- OW!
CUT!!!
hey i thought i was suppost to be one with the tree, not bump into it...
87-106196077902 Dec 2003, 18:26 UTC
scene 134: take 1!
Boris: Let me tell you somthing Balto....a wolf cannot
Balto: eh Boris..
Boris: ah Hell! I screw up line again!
(beep)
scene 134: Take 2!
Boris: let me tell you somthing Balto..... a dog cannot make this journey alone but maybe...
Boris: Where is noise coming from?! I didn't go through fake bearfight scene just to have all this noise
Balto: "get in front of camera and signals for cut while Boris is yelling angrily"
scene 134: take 3!
Boris:let me tell you somthing Balto...A dog! cannot make this journey alone...but..maybe...a wolf can ..
Balto: "Snnrk" hehehhahahahahahahahahahaha
Boris: What? I get scene right and you screw it up by laughing like imbecile!
Balto: haha I'm sorry Boris..that was just soo.. Bad!!
Boris: Oh, then i suppose you do better?
Boris: Look I didn't all this way from Russia to put up with you!! screw you Balto! i be in my trailer! and you can all (beep)for all i care
Simon Wells: Would someone please get the goose back on the set?
" Boris walking away giving out a blurred out finger"
87-106942202702 Dec 2003, 22:07 UTC
(Scene where Nikki, Kaltag and Star start barking at Balto)
STEELE: GET HIM!
Nikki, Kaltag jump forward and start to bark, Star jumps a little too high and crashes into Balto knocking him over.
BALTO: You (bleep)! *punches him*
STAR: Oh, excuse me Mr. Big Star! *growls at him*
SIMON WELLS: CUT!...Stop fighting you two!
While Balto and Star fight; Steele, Nikki, Kaltag leave the set...
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I hope it's good enough to be up here
120-107073974907 Dec 2003, 15:17 UTC
(Scene in WQ where Aleu is mad at Balto and she ran away, and she's sitting on the hill)
Aleu: -sighs- Where do I belo--ouch! That sun is stinging my eyes! I TOLD you, this scene would have been so much more dramatic under the moon. But nooooooooo...it HAS to be the setting sun.....
* * * * * * *
(Scene where Muk and Luk are rolling the logs down to the shore to save Balto)
Muk & Luk: BEARS TO THE RESCUE!!!!
(Muk falls off log, followed by Luk)
(Faint muttering coming from bushes nearby, then Muk peeks his head out)
Muk: This is the FOURTEENTH time this week I've done that! I told you, director, it would be SOOO much easier using a stuffed crash dummy bear for this scene....
There's two, I'll think of s'more too.
65-107063589807 Dec 2003, 18:12 UTC
L
L on all of them! 82-106677497207 Dec 2003, 21:57 UTC
After a take from WQ;
The two polar bears freak out after Aleu finds them.
Director(Steele) yells: cut
Aleu snorts at the two bears: why is it writen they freak out over a game like hide and seek? *sees some snot on one of the bears and looks at steele* and that's how you blow snot out of your nose.
Steele gringes lightly.
76-106254582308 Dec 2003, 22:05 UTC
This topic is a classic LOL!,I could'nt imagine what WQ would be like with steele as the director..XD....Oh and nice avatar Rusty!!
120-107073974908 Dec 2003, 22:06 UTC
(Scene in B1 when Balto takes Jenna down into the cellar of the hospital and shows her the rainbow lights)
Jenna, slightly nervous: Oh..it's kind of...gloomy down here.
Balto, creeping: Gloomy? It's the most beautiful place in the world. Dogs travel from all over the world just to come here.
Jenna, surprised: Here?
Balto is fiddling around with the broken bottles.
After a short pause....
Balto: HEY! DIRECTOR!! Get the thing rollin'! We ain't got all day here, y'know!
Jenna, annoyed low voice: I think the set designer's coffee break fell during the time he was supposed to be getting this thing set up!
ROFLMAO!!

76-106255554615 Dec 2003, 02:34 UTC
(Scene where Rosy's parents buy her the sled)
Mr. Johannsen: Okay, you can look now.
(Rosy looks)
Rosy: Oh...Haha! I love this crisscross...uh...what's it called again Mum?
Rosy's mum: Crossbow, sweetie.
Director: CUT!
(Take 2.)
Mr. Johannsen: Okay, you can look now.
Rosy: I love this crossbar!...Oopsy.
Director: CUT!
.........
(Take 37)
Mr. Johannsen: Ooooookay, you can loooooook now. (Yawns)
Rosy: Oh yeah! I love this crossbow....
Director (under breath): Phew.
Rosy:...I love these runners, I LOVE THIS SLED! (Slips and falls on the sled, breaking it to pieces) Waaah! Ouch!
Director: Darn it....That's the fifth sled she's broken this week...How am I ever gonna get this thing finished?
76-106254582315 Dec 2003, 13:50 UTC
you guys are too much, no I'm serious! XD...LOL @ last one...
69-106279399516 Dec 2003, 02:59 UTC
You people are amazing. Great amounts of humor are always added to my otherwise dull day. 
76-106255554616 Dec 2003, 17:54 UTC
(Scene: The boiler room where all the dogs are talking about Balto after Jenna arrives back in Nome.)
Husky: That mutt, tracking a championship team, in a blizard?
(Other dogs laugh. The old St. Bernard looks at Jenna and shakes his head.)
Jenna: Well, he's trying.
(Door creaks and bursts open. The dogs turn their heads, expecting to see Steele....but instead sees someone else.)
Random dog: Steele....eh, where's Steele?
James Horner: Oh, hi guys! Has anyone seen my music score?
Dogs: Nope....
Simon Wells: (Gets up from the camera and pushes James Horner out of the boiler room) Don't disturb me when I'm filming! And I'm always filming so never disturb me!
Old St. Bernard: Oh no, now we have to reshoot....
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(Later in the day, they are shooting another scene - The one
after the dog race where Balto wins.)
Steele: Alright, Nikki, Kaltag, Star, get moving! We're strapping up.
Balto: Hang in there a minute, Steele, I was the fastest dog.
Steele: You were the fastest...WHAT? Do you really think any musher would put you on his team? You're even more mixed up than I thought.
Jenna: Flutes, treble clef, legato, E E D C C D C E, crescendo, strings swell up....
Simon Wells: CUT! Jenna, where did you get THAT from?
Jenna: I'm sure that was my script, Mr. Wells! Got it yesterday.
Simon Wells: Now we know where James' score went....
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(Scene where Steele stole the sausages and gets (literally) burned by Jenna.)
Balto: Come on!
Balto and Jenna run out the door as Steele crashes through it. A torch beam shines down the street as the butcher and Rosy's Dad come looking for the thief.
Steele is worried and tries to fling the sausages to Balto...But instead they hit the camera and dangle from it.)
Simon Wells: CUT! Darn....
Director's assistant: Does this mean we can have a weenie roast?
Simon Wells: (Exasperated sigh)
82-106677497217 Dec 2003, 04:16 UTC
*scene in the broiler room*
Jenna: Gee Steele, you're offer is pretty tempting.
Steele's butt gets closer to the fire, farts and creates a small fire ball.
Balto pinches his nose: Good one Steele.
Steele snickers: I shouldn't have had that bean burrito for lunch.
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*after a the take with Balto and Boris talking about the totem pole*
Balto thinkgs: I can't help myself *walks over to the pole and marks it*
Boris: Balto! Don't do that on stage props!
Balto chuckles: Stage prop or no stage prop, it's going to get marked. Same can be said with other things *threatens to mark Boris*
Boris jumps away from Balto: Very funny, wolf-dog.
120-107073974924 Dec 2003, 22:45 UTC
I love them all guys! They're amazing! It's as they say...you are TOOOOOOO much.

106-106196082227 Dec 2003, 21:36 UTC
LadyStarSong, you're hillarious! Dang, you all are!
98-107625767108 Feb 2004, 23:28 UTC
Here's one.
The part in WQ when the pups are being adopted.
Little boy: ''I want.... this one!''
(he picks up Alue.)
Deritor:CUT!!!your not supost to take that one!!!!
Little boy:but i like this one!!!!!!!
Deritor:PUT IT BACK!!!!!!
Alue:Oh, by the way, it's put HER back, not put IT
back.
84-106196076016 Feb 2004, 18:05 UTC
*Scene in the alley with the Trio, Balto and Steele.
Kaltag: You are the wittiest, the quickest, smartest...You are
the most hilarious---
Star: You crack me up!
(Kaltag steps forward to bop Star but slips on the ice and
comes down a little too hard.)
Kaltag:(Horrified) Oops. (Star's lower lip trembles.)
Star: Waaah!
Nikki: I don't think yous was supposed to actually hit him.
Kaltag: Sorry buddy. I'm sorry. It was an accident. (He hugs
Star trying to console him.)
Peeved Director: CUT!
72-106196060912 Mar 2004, 23:44 UTC
Scene were Balto and the sled team are in the ice cave w/ all of the ice sickles (sp?) falling every where around them.
Balto looks back as hes running and sees that the medicine crate is cracked opened and is dropping vials. He braces against a fallen sickle and launches himself from it and slides towards the crate feet/paws first. Alas his back paws miss the crate and the sled ends up stopping him by catching balto in between the legs.
Balto: .................X_XX_XX_X......*Dies*
Sled team: "Oooo! Ack!! Holy sh-! 'dats gotta hurt!>_<"
Steele:"HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!"*Rolls on the floor laughing. *
Jenna:"O_O Nooo! *sighs* Guess this makes the whole end scene pointless.....;_;" *sobs*
Director: CUT! Get a medic, stat!
82-107524931912 Mar 2004, 23:56 UTC
Kaltag growls at Star and raises his paw.
Star falls to the ground.
Kaltag looks at Star: I didn't even hit you.
Star looks at Kaltag: Do you ever put on deodorant?
Director: Cut! *hands Kaltag some Speed Stick*
same scene
Kaltag growls at Star and raises his paw
Star falls to the ground
Kaltag shakes his head: What is it this time?
Star looks at Kaltag: It's your breath..
98-107625767114 Mar 2004, 23:22 UTC
Kaltag is about to hit Star.
Star:"A,a,a,a,a! I'm dieing! someone call 911! You asshole, ya hit me too hard!"
Kaltag: Um..i did'nt even touch you yet.
Deretor: CUT!!! GET OF THE FLOOR! God, your such a baby!"
Star: Shut up you asshole. Thats it. i quit!!!
He starts to mummble to himself.
Star:I knew I should have listened to ma and joined the Kennal Club when i had the chance, but nooooo! i had to become a actor! 
68-109293093520 Aug 2004, 03:14 UTC
Kaltag: That was the most accurate, the most dead center, the missed....*breaks out laughing*
Director: CUT!!!
Kaltag: He is the most obnoxious, the crudest, the most lap dog....*spits out in laughter*
Star; That's my line! *smacks Kaltag over the back of the head*
Balto; Steele, I'm not leaving without that medicine.
Steele;*rams Balto* Who do you think you are?
Balto; nana nana nana nana Batman!
*Both break out in laughter*
I will think of some more.